Annie Hannigan Jr. is brilliant at rejection, addiction, and making strangers laugh at the worst possible moment.  While her peers are posting nursery photos on Instagram, Annie is busy finding out she isn’t Jewish and making an AI chatbot her unwilling “sponsor,” editor, and conscience. Living in Philadelphia as a writer now, she picks fights, flirts with disaster, and keeps returning to one humiliating truth: she wants love and attention the way an orphan wants a home, even when she pretends she’s above it.