The Fitz-Water Hotel — Irkutsk, Siberia
Some places leave an impression
Most people just leave theirs here.

Built adjacent to the Irkutsk river that was frozen before global warning fixed that. The Fitz-Water Hotel offers curated luxury service at premium prices, for guests who simply enjoy paying for the experience of being mildly disappointed in a beautiful room.

  • Discreet Hospitality
    We pretend not to judge.
    You pretend we didn’t notice.
  • Curated Experiences
    Carefully selected so you can post the same content as everyone else.
  • Iconic Location
    Somewhere between the Shire and Siberia.
    Beautifully lit.
  • Loyalty Programme
    Points you'll accumulate so fast you’ll question the programme.
    Upgrades you’ll fight over regardless.
  • 24/7 Concierge
    The finest, east of the Irkutsk river
    Available.
The Fitz-Water Hotel
Irkutsk, Siberia 664025
fitzwater.com  ·  +7 3952 79-0012
F.W.H
— Established with Reservations —
Fitz-Water
Hotel
— Irkutsk, Siberia —
That Fire Is Supposed To Be There.
FITZ-WATER
Rooms & Suites  |  Fine Dining  |  Signature Bar
Wellness  |  Events  |  Private Transfers
Come for the photographs.
Stay because you've gotten drunk and fell in love.
Rooms & Suites
Elegant. Serene. Expensive.
Designed for overthinkers and executives with a mid-life crisis. Fluffy pillows. Minibar’s that are ready for conflict. A view you'll never want to look at again but photograph anyway.
Dining
From passable meals to What is this? indulgence. Our chefs try so your expectations shouldn't. Anticipate questioning morals when dining with us.
Fitz-Water Bar
Where conversations linger because the bill takes longer. Signature cocktails that require multiple signatures to get. Rare spirits. Questionable decisions, all at your discretion and will, with our prices.
Wellness & Pool
Restore balance with our Spa.The Fitz-Water Spa is designed for recovery from the life choices that brought you here. And a safe place to consume drugs.
"All I know is that I know nothing. About Socrates' death."
— Plato, who never stayed here
At Your Expense

Our concierge team is available around the clock but are only useful to the late night orphans of the world—a tradition upheld since opening. Expectations managed upon request. Results not guaranteed.

Book direct. Best rate (we hope). ◆ Privileges included are limited to but not excluding Rabbit Hunting. Results not guaranteed.
The Fitz-Water Hotel — Irkutsk, Siberia
Some places leave an impression.
Some just leave.

Built adjacent to something frozen and near nothing of consequence. The Fitz-Water Hotel offers curated mediocrity at premium prices, for guests who have exhausted better options or simply enjoy paying for the experience of being mildly disappointed in a beautiful room.

  • Discreet Hospitality
    We pretend not to judge.
    You pretend not to notice.
  • Curated Experiences
    Carefully selected so you can post the same content as everyone else.
  • Iconic Location
    Nowhere important.
    Beautifully lit.
  • Loyalty Programme
    Points you'll accumulate.
    Upgrades you won't receive.
  • 24/7 Concierge
    Awake. Not particularly helpful.
    Available.
The Fitz-Water Hotel
Lenina 12, Irkutsk, Siberia 664025
fitzwater.com  ·  +7 3952 79-0012
F.W.H
— Established with Reservations —
Fitz-Water
Hotel
— Irkutsk, Siberia —
Overpriced. Overhyped. Over it.
FITZ-WATER
Rooms & Suites  |  Fine Dining  |  Signature Bar
Wellness  |  Events  |  Private Transfers
Come for the photographs.
Stay because you've got drunk.
Rooms & Suites
Elegant. Serene. Expensive.
Designed for overthinkers and executives with flexible budgets. Fluffy pillows. Minibar’s that are ready for conflict. A view you'll never want to look at again but photography anyway.
Dining
From passable breakfasts to is this it? indulgence. Our chefs try. Your expectations shouldn't. Anticipate disappointment. Receive something in its general vicinity.
Fitz-Water Bar
Where conversations linger because the bill takes longer. Signature cocktails. Rare spirits. Questionable decisions, all at your discretion and our prices.
Wellness & Pool
Restore balance, or at least pretend to. Our amenities are designed for recovery from the life choices that brought you here.
"All I know is that I know nothing. About Socrates death."
— Plato, who never stayed here
At Your Expense

Our concierge team is available around the clock to overpromise and underdeliver — a tradition upheld since opening. Expectations managed upon request. Results not guaranteed.

Book direct. Best rate (we hope). Disappointment guaranteed. ◆ Privileges included. Results not.