How to survive a LDR in the time of Corona (2020)

The first thing you need to know about surviving a long distance relationship in the time of Covid is that; Carol Baskins killed her husband. The second thing to know during covid is that, yes you're probably an alcoholic now. The third thing to know; Homer Simpson was right, the kids do deserve to be strangled every once in a while, and not because of reason number two.

Parents, here is a fun game to play when you’ve had just enough of the little bastards. Sit everyone down at the table and calmly explain that your family might need to resort to cannibalism. We’ll finally see if video games made little Timmy violent.

If you haven’t gotten your quarantine puppy, we suggest you do. We decided on this cute beagle

I’m almost positive she loves it more than me.
Another thing to consider when in a LDR during Covid, is that she might think she has it every month. And wants to go over the symptoms with you. I don’t think there’s a more perfect gift than that of international tariffs.

If you haven’t already, I suggest some of that Alex Trebek life insurance, for your parents. Just in case one of them murders the other and feeds it to tigers, hiding all evidence. With the divorce rate increasing during Covid, i can only imagine the household murder rate. Which means, come next fall we have another addictive Netflix Murder Documentary.