Orphan Diary

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A Memoire that is unedited with spelling mistakes and filled with delusions of grandeur. This is what happens when you let your families extended warranty expire.

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A Memoire that is unedited with spelling mistakes and filled with delusions of grandeur. This is what happens when you let your families extended warranty expire.

A Memoire that is unedited with spelling mistakes and filled with delusions of grandeur. This is what happens when you let your families extended warranty expire.

 

It all begins in a Siberia Orphanage.



 
 

★★★★★

 

“What the fuck is this? He should seek out professional help.”

Sam F.

It reads like something an orphan would write.
— Quote Source


 

★★★

“ This man is not mentally well. He should be forced to live in a Hobbit hole”

-Anonymous

★★★★★

“I feel better about my life. Sucks for him though”

-Jack K.

“Is this a cry for help? Because he’s an orphan and nobody is coming”

  • - Anonymous

“ My grandma writes better and she has Dementia and lives in a retirement home”

-Karen P.